Skullduggery & Skin Show
FORTUNE COOKIE CABARET
Albert Cadabra & Gal Friday spice up the
middle of your week and bring you the
best Magic, Burlesque, Circus and Sideshow
performers from around the world to create
one incredible night of high-energy entertainment!
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Wed. July 16th
(in the BACK of Lucky Chengs)
10pm - 11:30pm
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Wed. July 16th
8pm til 2am
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@ Public Assembly, BKNY
(the old Galapagos,
70 North 6th btwn Kent
& Wyth in the backroom)
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STARK
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DEATHGASM RECORDS TOUR feat:
NOMINON (from Sweden)
QUINTA ESSENTIA (GA)
COPREMESIS
BLASPHEMOUS (PA)
CARNAL
SHADOW OF DEMISE
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Thurs. July 17th
All Ages!!
$15
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Thurs. July 17th
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ANAL CUNT
PSYCHO
GAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP
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Fri. July 18th
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Pinchbottom Declares WAR!
THREE NIGHTS! President Jonny Porkpie decides
that Nasty Canasta and the Pinchbottom Burlesque
Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction",
and attempts to raise his approval rating by ordering
an immediate invasion of their home base... New York City.
In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR
and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q
Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous
basic training regimen. In high-heeled boot camp,
these burlesque stars must forswear their beloved
bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers.
When the two armies clash, will Porkpie's elite
Presidential unit infiltrate the burlesque stronghold?
Or will his regime be toppled by Nasty's privates?
hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE
starring
AMBER RAY, ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH,
CLAMS CASINO, DIRTY MARTINI, DOCTOR LUKKI,
NAUGHTIA NICE, PEEKABOO POINTE,
POOKIE PATOOTIE, RUBY VALENTINE,
SCOTT RAYOW, TIGGER!, WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*,
and more (stars may not appear in every performance)
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@ A New Location!
THE FLEA map | more
(Collective Unconsious, 279 Church Street
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Sat. July 19th |
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A MAX'S KANSAS CITY SPECIAL SHOW
starring:
RUBY & THE REDNECKS
TUFF DARTS
CHEAP PERFUME
THE HUDSON DUSTERS
FREDDY FROGS
& VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE GUESTS!!!
with your hostess, LAURA PINTER
AND DJ, PETER CROWLEY
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Sat. July 19th |
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Performance, Party & Rally Event
TAKE BACK NEW “TAKE BACK NEW YORK”
– Queen V is campaigning to resuscitate the
spirit of New York City through monthly
live music events by rallying people to
recognize, remember and celebrate the lost
NYC underground and to give something
back to those in our city who are in need.
Proceeds will be donated to Axis of Justice
– the non-profit organization formed by
Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine
and Serj Tankian of System of a Down –
and Picture the Homeless to benefit the
homeless in NYC. There will be a
suggested $5 minimum donation at the door.
Please join Queen V and her usual circle
of staple NYC notables, musicians and people
who love music…if you know about Queen V
you KNOW what kind of crowd she draws –
and what kind of special guests might jump
on stage with her to “TAKE BACK NEW YORK.”
Queen V – singer, guitarist and rock ‘n roll
purist. As a front-woman, Queen V possesses
a hard-edged rock sound, powerful vocals
and attitude with just the right amount of
sexiness and seriousness to back up her
hype. Her December 2007 EP from the
forthcoming album Death or Glory
(Royal Noise Recordings), features guest
appearances by heavy hitter musicians,
as well as the engineering skills of
Ron St. Germain (Bad Brains, Tool).
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Thurs. July 24th |
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08PM THINNING THE HERD
09PM PLANESIDE
10PM MIGHTY HIGH
11PM BACKWOODS PAYBACK
12AM VIKING SKULL
Mighty High returns for their annual High In July campaign.
Previous High In July participants have included Federale
and Thor. This years event should be the best one yet.
We are thrilled to be sharing the stage with Viking Skull
from the UK (featuring CKY drummer Jess Margera -
Bam's brother) . This will be their fist show ever in the US.
Admission is $6 and includes an open bar from 8 to 9PM.
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Thurs. July 24th
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THE 25TH ANNUAL MISS PINCHBOTTOM 1983
PAGEANT
Beauty, poise, intelligence, and a nice ass: these are
the qualities necessary to earn the coveted title of
Miss Pinchbottom 1983. Witness the drama as world-class
finalists NASTY CANASTA, CLAMS CASINO,
GIGI LA FEMME, SCARLET SINCLAIR AND TIGGER!
clamber to the top of the heap in the contest for the crown.
Celebrity MC JONNY PORKPIE fuels the fires as elegance
and charm are flung about at the
25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant
at Burlesque on the Beach. (www.pinchbottom.com)
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Thursday July 24th
10pm
$10
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@ Sideshows by the Seaside, BKNY
1208 Surf Ave. Coney Island |
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Fri. July 25th
$12
8pm
18+
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MANHATTAN MAYHEM
VS.
BRONX GRIDLOCK
ALL GIRL ROLLER DERBY
More info available on the GGRD Hotline: (888) 830-2253
After the games, join us at Manitoba 's
(99 Ave. B near 7th Street in Manhattan )
to toast victory or drown defeat with your
favorite derby darlings. More info at manitobas.com.
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@ Hunter College Sportsplex, NYC
(B3 Gym - West Building Basement
Lexington Ave. & 68th St.
6 to 68th St. or F to Lex & 63rd St .)
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THE BULLYS
(w/ special guest JEFF MAGNUM of the DEAD BOYS!)
KICKSTART
THE JADEWALKERS
LOAFASS
ONE LAST SHOT
SUPER POTENT DEATH BABY
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Sat. July 26th |
@ Rehab, NYC
((formerly Club Midway-
25 Ave. B)
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12:00 JASPAR THE COLOSSAL
11:00 THE TEA CLUB
10:00 KICK DRUM
9:00 ECSTASY THE FLOWER
6:00 - 7:30 NYC VINEYARD Church Service
All Are Welcome - No Cover For Service
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Sun. July 27th
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12:00 CRACKULA
11:00 IBEX
10:00 SPUTNIK SWEETHEART
9:00 DATA DOG
8:00 SURVIVING SUNRISE
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Mon. July 28th
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11:00 ALL IN BLIND
10:00 GALAPAGOS NOW
9:00 ALUSHUS
8:00 SLOW NEWS DAY
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Tues. July 29th
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DJ MOJO PRESENTS:
THE CLEARING
CATJAW
BABY TEARDROPS
NORTH SEA
THE CITY AND HORSES
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Wed. July 30th
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SEMI-PRECIOUS WEAPONS
THEO AND THE SKYSCRAPERS
HOPEWELL
DJ DENNY LENIMH
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Thurs July 31st
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12:00 CLOUDMINDER
11:00 BETWEEN THE RAIN
10:00 HTR
9:00 MISHA
8:00 TY OTIS BAND
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Thurs July 31st
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12:00 BELLMAN BARKER
11:00 EROSIAN EXILE
10:00 3D GLASSES
9:00 SCHOCHOLAUTTE
8:00 CONDO
ROCK & ROLL KARAOKE WITH DJ FLIMFLAM!
AFTER THE BANDS - FREE ADMISSION
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Fri. Aug. 1st
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12:00 I AM THE HEAT
11:00 HYPE OF THE STATES
10:00 THE TREMBLING TURNCOATS
9:00 TRAMP SLAGGS
8:00 PLAYING DEAD
LIVE ROCK & ROLL DJs AND DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG - AFTER THE BANDS
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Sat. Aug. 2nd
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12:00 K BRUTAL
11:00 INSTANT JONES
10:00 HEAVY HAND
9:00 N.A.S.H.
6:00 - 7:30 NYC VINEYARD Church Service
All Are Welcome - No Cover For Service
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Sun. Aug. 3rd
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DEEP FRIED HONEYS:
Countryfied Burlesque
Where hee haw meets woo hoo!!!
Produced by The Lady Aye and Shelly Watson
From the hard scrabble trailer parks, diners and ranches
of the US of A comes burlesque and variety entertainment's
sweetest crop of peaches and one world-renowned cowboy.
The second installment of the hit series Female Troubles from
producers Shelly Watson and The Lady Aye is a road trip-inspired
evening of song, sideshow, striptease and good old fashioned fun.
The evening's unforgettable ecdysiasts include: HONI HARLOW,
the devilish darling that will make your head spin,
VERONICA VARLOW, the cowgirl cutie with the barb wire wit , and
BLACKIE DEUCE, the bouffant babe who's more than handy
around the house. Joined by SHELLY WATSON, the prima donna
of opera and opry, who's a hoot and a holler and THE LADY AYE,
that sideshow spitfire, who's got more thrills than the county fair.
Plus, delight to the song stylings of world record holding, whip
crackin', rope twirlin' cowboy, CHRIS MCDANIEL.
With more curves and attractions than Route 66, it's one barn burner of a show.
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@ The Fortune Cookie Cabaret
at Lucky Cheng's, NYC
(upstairs at 25 Third Ave. )
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QUEENS OF PAIN
VS.
BRONX GRIDLOCK
More info available on the GGRD Hotline: (888) 830-2253
After the games, join us at Manitoba 's
(99 Ave. B near 7th Street in Manhattan )
to toast victory or drown defeat with your
favorite derby darlings. More info at manitobas.com.
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@ Hunter College Sportsplex, NYC
(B3 Gym - West Building Basement
Lexington Ave. & 68th St.
6 to 68th St. or F to Lex & 63rd St .)
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Sat. Aug. 16th |
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Fril Aug. 22nd
$12
7Pm
16+
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CONEY ISLAND ROCKABILLY FESTIVAL!!
Four Days of Rockabilly, Burlesque, Sideshow,
Roller Derby, Pin Up Art and Hot Rods !!
Come celebrate Astroland’s last summer
in Coney Island!!
Brought to you by Cockabilly Records !!
Rockabilly Musicians !! Surf Musicians!!
Burlesque Performers!! Pin Up Girls!!
Hot Rod Clubs!! Roller Derby Girls!!
Go Go Dancers!! Sideshow Performers!!
Magicians!! Tattoo Artists!!
Vintage Clothing Designers!! Pin Up Photographers!!
Indy Film Makers!! Radio DJ's!!
Mom & Pop Record Labels !!
Rock and Roll !!!!
This is Astroland's last summer in Coney Island so
we are hoping to throw one big old weekend long party
to celebrate their legacy and give 'em one hell of a classy send off.
We are also currently working on a Roller Derby Tournament
to run concurrently with the festivities, so be ready
for some bone-crunching, hair-pulling madness
complemented by some ripping psychobilly !!
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Aug. 29th - Sept. 1st |
@ Coney Island, NY |
BROOKLYN BOMBSHELLS
VS.
MANHATTAN MAYHEM
More info available on the GGRD Hotline: (888) 830-2253
After the games, join us at Manitoba 's
(99 Ave. B near 7th Street in Manhattan )
to toast victory or drown defeat with your
favorite derby darlings. More info at manitobas.com.
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@ Hunter College Sportsplex, NYC
(B3 Gym - West Building Basement
Lexington Ave. & 68th St.
6 to 68th St. or F to Lex & 63rd St .)
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POST-SEASON SHOWDOWN
More info available on the GGRD Hotline: (888) 830-2253
After the games, join us at Manitoba 's
(99 Ave. B near 7th Street in Manhattan )
to toast victory or drown defeat with your
favorite derby darlings. More info at manitobas.com.
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@ Hunter College Sportsplex, NYC
(B3 Gym - West Building Basement
Lexington Ave. & 68th St.
6 to 68th St. or F to Lex & 63rd St .)
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MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT
NEON MUSIC AND THE HOLOCAUST
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Sun. Sept. 28th
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CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT
More info available on the GGRD Hotline: (888) 830-2253
After the games, join us at Manitoba 's
(99 Ave. B near 7th Street in Manhattan )
to toast victory or drown defeat with your
favorite derby darlings. More info at manitobas.com.
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@ Hunter College Sportsplex, NYC
(B3 Gym - West Building Basement
Lexington Ave. & 68th St.
6 to 68th St. or F to Lex & 63rd St .)
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WHERE THE F%*& ARE THEY?
OUR FAVORITE BANDS ON TOUR!
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